What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Observations From Titans Minicamp on Thursday - Tennessee Titans

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Stocks to Open Flat as Trade Pact Details Awaited: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are Democrats freaking out that President Trump and America have plans to prosecute election cheaters?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Astronomers discover ultrapowerful black hole jet as bright as 10 trillion suns lit by Big Bang's afterglow - Space

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

We Asked Dietitians Their Favorite High- Protein Snacks—Here's The Top 9 - health.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

At least 32 Zotac RTX 5090 buyers at Micro Center find only backpacks inside the boxes - TechSpot

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Anne Wojcicki’s nonprofit reaches deal to acquire 23andMe - TechCrunch

Still no good

So they tried

Still no good.

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?