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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:45

No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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Still no good
So they tried
Still no good.